(Source: periodandbonerstories, via youreakilljoy)
[video]
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really bei think this will be my graduation quote
(via geh-sekki)
(via 21hitcombo)
i’m really sorry
(via princessbewwa)
(Source: deleteyourlife, via orgasmic-humor)
[video]
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
(via laughcentre)
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
(via laughcentre)
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
(via holiestshit)
(Source: flobberworm, via overtimeisacrime)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via holiestshit)
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
(via orgasmic-humor)
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
(Source: quincykisses, via r2--d2)
(via excuse-my-charisma)
