if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really bei think this will be my graduation quote
(via geh-sekki)
if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%
(Source: slutstatus, via laughcentre)
paid a shit ton of money to take ochem at scu instead for easier curves just to walk into the classroom and realize that everyone from your school was thinking the exact same thing.
u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
(via laughcentre)
nothing is more embarrassing than people finding your attempted selfies
(via emilaugh)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via orgasmic-humor)
“You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common”
(Source: polyur, via orgasmic-humor)
making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
(Source: mruder, via youreakilljoy)
What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
(via cracks-me-up)