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mikewaters:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be

#new life motto

i think this will be my graduation quote

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306,618 notes 18 hours ago

if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

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175,798 notes 18 hours ago

daftpnk:

gonna jerk it then get my life together

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figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

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111,779 notes 18 hours ago

paid a shit ton of money to take ochem at scu instead for easier curves just to walk into the classroom and realize that everyone from your school was thinking the exact same thing.

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Tagged: # i give up # Thanks Obama

t0toroface:

ahhh white chicks

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rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

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dishonourable:

nothing is more embarrassing than people finding your attempted selfies

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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laugh-addict:

“You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common” 

image

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gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)
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making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever

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things i learned in school:

cipherpol9:

a lot actually thanks school

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12,173 notes 2 days ago

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

  • Blue Eyes 
  • White Dragon

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